Windows programmer died

[aliov]

Did you hear about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died?
He found himself in front of a committee that decides whether you
go to Heaven or Hell.

The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and
asked him if he wanted to see Heaven and Hell before stating his
preference.

“Sure,” he said, so an angel took him to a place with a sunny beach,
volleyball, and rock and roll, where everyone was having a great time.

“Wow!” he exclaimed. “Heaven is great!”

“Wrong,” said the angel. “That was Hell. Want to see Heaven?”

“Sure!” So the angel took him to another place. Here a bunch of people
were sitting in a park playing bingo and feeding dead pigeons.

“This is Heaven?” asked the Windows programmer.

“Yup,” said the angel.

“Then I’ll take Hell.” Instantly he found himself plunged up to his
neck in red-hot lava, with the hosts of the damned in torment around
him.

“Where’s the beach? The music? The volleyball?” he screamed frantically
to the angel.

“That was the demo,” she replied as she vanished.

I found it on the internet but i don't remember where , well i like it

[Freston]

Chanting:

sudo kill -9 `ps aux | grep -i hell | grep -v grep | awk '{print $2}'`

This should restart the afterlife deamon and take him right back to the committee offering him the choice.


But I guess a full rebirth could also do the trick

[aliov]

Waw, Very nice command but i don't think he can understand it , so the second solution is better .

[Freston]

Waw, Very nice command but i don't think he can understand it , so the second solution is better .

Just after posting it I realized a full rebirth clears his memory . He'll make the same mistake again and again. Ad infinitum. How about that for a karma?

We can make a movie out of it:

Groundhog day 2
My life as a Windows programmer'

Nobody deserves that...