50 Sports Insults!

[cousinlucky]

I found some of these comical. However, I have never played any soccer so some of them are a bit beyond my grasp. At any rate these 50 insults are at:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/spo...cle2178440.ece

[Vergil83]

"I should've kept my legs together, Fred." "So should your mother.".
Bringing someone's mother into it always raises the temp.

[geese]

ha, I think this one is good -

"It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering."

Greg Thomas, of Glamorgan, unwisely makes fun of Viv Richards's inability to hit the ball. Richards soons smashes it out of the ground and replies: "Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it."

[fingal]

ha, I think this one is good -

"It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering."

Greg Thomas, of Glamorgan, unwisely makes fun of Viv Richards's inability to hit the ball. Richards soons smashes it out of the ground and replies: "Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it."

That was also my favourite ...

[geese]

Yeah Fingal, those were the days of great West Indies cricket.
Now I dont even want to see them play . . . . well maybe not. I still have some hope.

[techieMoe]

I don't keep up with sports, but some of those comments were just.... ouch.

[d38dm8nw81k1ng]

“Alan Shearer, he’s boring isn’t he? We call him Mary Poppins.”

for the record, he went on to score 206 goals for the club, becoming our top ever goalscorer and is still the top premiership goalscorer by a long margin (260 goals).

i think that quote was part of fat freddy's famous rant against shearer and geordie women which made him one of the most hated men in newcastle.