A few Ubuntu spinoffs we'd like to see...

[elija]

Our slogan:
I'd buy that for a dollar! (<=bonuspoints for who gets this reference)

Definitely Robocop.

Proof

[Freston]

elija and techieMoe can update their character sheets: Knowledge (80's) +1




EDIT: yes i know I made a similar post today... that's how I remembered this outstanding contest.

[fingal]

Because I'm British, it has to be Teabuntu. Makes you a fresh pot of tea via a useful GUI. Can be scheduled - using cron - to make tea late at night...

Of course there has to be a GUI free version for those people who don't take sugar in their tea.

apt-get biscuits

[stinkoman]

if its on th internet, how come no on has made pornobuntu yet? i wont post a picture though...

[jayd512]

if its on th internet, how come no on has made pornobuntu yet? i wont post a picture though...

How 'user-friendy' would that one be?

[ls354]

Pornobuntu includes easy tab access to major websites, user interface is design to handle a lot of bookmarks.

Whole disk encryption
Secure file shredder
Optimize file system for the high load
web optimizer
Access via proxy
Cameleon feature - In case you need to disguise Pornobuntu and make it look like Vista

*Complementary subscription to xxx network, using open source media format

[elija]

Cameleon feature - In case you need to disguise Pornobuntu and make it look like Vista

Honestly, I'd be more embarrassed being seen using Vista.

[stinkoman]

it has the tab renamizer addon for ff preinstalled and gives you three different mail addresses. all of them with porn subscriptions

[jayd512]

Honestly, I'd be more embarrassed being seen using Vista.

Can we get a smiley for <diabolical laughter>?

[stinkoman]

close enough?