I am scared !

[devils casper]

I received this Email today :

Hello

Is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don't have any business with you, my duty a I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.

Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to us and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with your name, picture and other necessary information's we needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are innocent.

I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I amusing it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.

Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your life, $3,000 is all you need to spend You will first of all pay $1,500 then I will send a tape to you which i recorded every discussion i had with the person who wanted you dead and as soon as you get the tape, you will pay the remaining $2,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.

WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW. REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN CASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY.
DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:00 PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.

I have replied him too :

Hello Mr G Hord !

What a coincidence ! I am professional killer too.
I have tracked Your IP Address and will get your personal details very soon.
I am coming to kill you and I wont ask you if your life is important to you or not.
Let see who kills who first. I enjoy challenges like this.

+ a few nonsense lines which I can't write here.

Well ! I receive 2 or more Lottery winning emails every week but this one is new for me.

[bryansmith]

Your response is priceless. I'd love to see a response although I know you won't get one.

Well played devils casper.

Bryan

[genesus]

oh my ****ing god, man, that's genius :P

[elija]

Great reply DC. That is a contender for "Reply of the Decade"

But I should warn you that G. Hord must be a highly skilled hitman
as his maths skills leave a bit to be desired

[bryansmith]

I didn't notice the abysmal math skills. My, even mine are better than that and that's saying a lot.

Bryan

[techieMoe]

Haha. Classic. Reminds me of this:

f l u k e . m o t o r s p o r t . o f f . t o p i c . s c a m m e r s

[elija]

Another One

[Manchunian]

All I get is offers for Viagra and a better sex life! How do I get me an email as funny as that one?

[cousinlucky]

Stranger than fiction and quite weird!!

[fingal]

I'm scared too. Their grammar is terrible. Imagine being killed by someone who can't even spell!