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    Linux Newbie SagaciousKJB's Avatar
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    Linus Torvalds vs. Chuck Norris

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    Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.

    Linus Torvalds doesn't need backups. He just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.

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    I rather liked:
    "Linus doesn't push the flush toilet button. He simply says "make clean"."

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    Who does Linus endorse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SagaciousKJB
    Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.
    For those who are interested, anyone can install Linux on a dead badger with this howto
    Can't tell an OS by it's GUI

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    Quote Originally Posted by SagaciousKJB View Post
    Linus Torvalds doesn't need backups. He just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.
    This is actually true. I've heard Linus, himself, say so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freston View Post
    For those who are interested, anyone can install Linux on a dead badger with this howto
    Thank you, Freston. I live for the absurdist extreme. Now I can install Linux on a dead badger and start enjoying wholesome open-source zombiefied mammal goodness. Yum! yum! Er.. uh.. I mean Yipee! Falcum! Take me to the falcum.

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    LMAO those are great :P:P

    "Linus is real, unless declared integer"

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