Linux T-Shirt Jokes

[SagaciousKJB]

I'm sure you've seen them before, a shirt with some kind of clever Linux jokes that you have to stare at for a second to get. Just for example, a shirt that says, "There's no place like ~/", or the infamous "man woman: no manual for 'woman' found".

In any case, I can't find any of my favorites on ThinkGeek anymore, but what ones do others remember?

The whole topic came to me because I saw a guy with a home-made one at Target the other day. On the front it read

see_front()
[
     echo "How do you keep an idiot busy?"
     see_back
]

and on the back

see_back()
[
     see_front
]

I kind of thought it kind of butchered the joke, but was curious to see if any of you guys could think of or have seen better.

[Freston]

I really loved the /dev/mug but can't find it anymore.

I was thinking about having one made at the copy shop with this:

/dev/mug
brwx-w--w- freston freston

But I wasn't really sure about the syntax. A mug, is that a valid block device? Assuming write permission means filling, and execute permission means drinking, then what is read permission? I'm just not sure


Also I'd like a t-shirt with 'root' on the back, in the same style as those shirts with 'crew' or 'security'.



By the way, when you read this question:

echo "How do you keep an idiot busy?"

You could have answered: bash: syntax error near unexpected token `['

[elija]

I have a T-Shirt that reads

chown -R us: /base

and another that reads

There are 10 types of people in the the world
Those that understand binary
and those that don't

[Freston]

chown -R us: /base

You owe me a new keyboard

[SagaciousKJB]

I really loved the /dev/mug but can't find it anymore.

I was thinking about having one made at the copy shop with this:
But I wasn't really sure about the syntax. A mug, is that a valid block device? Assuming write permission means filling, and execute permission means drinking, then what is read permission? I'm just not sure


Also I'd like a t-shirt with 'root' on the back, in the same style as those shirts with 'crew' or 'security'.



By the way, when you read this question:
You could have answered: bash: syntax error near unexpected token `['

Heh, yeah, the true art of coding is to make the code executable.

Also, I just thought of one...

#!/bin/bash
locate /bin/laden
if [ $? != 1 ]; then
    mv /bin/laden /jail/bin/laden && sleep 15 y && exec /jail/bin/laden&
else
    cd /iraq
    :(){ :|:& };:
fi

...but I think it's a little late... As well as maybe too obscure and controversial.

[elija]

A simpler one might be

locate /bin/laden

[SagaciousKJB]

A simpler one might be

locate /bin/laden

Yeah, but it's been done. Didn't think of the "/bin/laden" part myself after all.

[Geeth]

Theres one that a friend of mine has.

I will root your system

Suits him being a cracker to

I like the root security idea though.

Something like

Wanna /

May work... kinda

[jayd512]

chown -R us: /base

Absolutely priceless!

*EDIT*

Here ya go...

there's no place like 127.0.0.1

[Geeth]

chown -R us: /base

drwxrwx--- us us /base
could be a another version of that.