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  1. #11
    Penguin of trust elija's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by cousinlucky View Post
    Since LinuxForum members are teeming with astute minds and a wide spectrum of
    opinions it, to me, is an Ideal place to seek " favorite quotes " to add to my websites " Thoughts " section.

    Your favorite Quotes, Please!! Thank You!
    Possibly my all time favourite quote comes from the Sci Fi series Andromeda

    It is simply

    "While I admit the universe does have a sense of humour, I doubt very much this is a joke. "

    It is very fitting when having a bad day.
    Should you be sitting wondering,
    Which Batman is the best,
    There's only one true answer my friend,
    It's Adam Bloody West!

    The Fifth Continent

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    Linux Enthusiast cousinlucky's Avatar
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    Freedom is not an ideal located outside the individual person. It is rather the indispensable condition for which the human being quests for completion.
    ------------------------------Paulo Freire

    " I am made wise by the knowledge that I am a fool. " -----Dhammapada

    Thanks Dbecker0922, I gave a hug to a woman today who buried her husband last week with your quote in my head. When I got home I put it up on my website. It is a very profound and true statement. Again my thanks!!
    PCLinuxOS Gnome and PCLinuxOS Mate
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    You Should Not Give In To Evils, But Proceed Ever More Boldly Against Them!! -from book six of Virgil's Aeneid
    Everything Within The Universe Is Related; We Are All Cousins!!

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    How about one from our very own Devils Casper...

    If you woke up breathing, Congratulations! You got another chance!

    New users, read this first.
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    I do not respond to private messages asking for Linux help. Please keep it on the public boards.

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    Henry Ford made many popular quotes:

    Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.

    Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.

    Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.

    Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.

    More quotes by Henry Ford can be found here.
    Henry Ford Quotes
    Please do not send Private Messages to me with requests for help. I will not reply.

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    Trusted Penguin Dapper Dan's Avatar
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    The Sovereign State of South Carolina
    “The Government of the absolute majority instead of the Government of the people is but the Government of the strongest interests; and when not efficiently checked, it is the most tyrannical and oppressive that can be devised." - John C. Calhoun

    "Our scientists have made it perfectly clear that there is too much oxygen in the third planets' atmosphere to support life." - Ray Bradbury - The Martian Chronicles

    "If you come to a fork in the road, take it." - Yogi Berra

    "The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too." - Oscar Levant

    “I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." - Barry Goldwater

    "Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member." - Groucho Marx

    "My wife's cooking is so bad the flies patched up the hole in the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves." - Rodney Dangerfield
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    A fundamental rule in technology says that whatever can be done will be done.
    Andrew Grove - Technology - Improvement

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    Linux Newbie thesimplecreator's Avatar
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    "My name is Maximux Decimus Meridious,
    Commander of the armies of the north,
    General of the Felix legions,
    and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Arellious,
    father to a murdered son,
    husband to a murdered wife,
    and i will have my vengeance,
    in this life or the next."
    ---------From the movie, Gladiator, with russel crowe.

    Remember, Remember,
    The Fifth of November,
    The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
    I Know of No Reason,
    Why the Gunpowder Treason,
    Should Ever,
    Be Forgot
    ---------------------V for Vendetta

    Some people look at creamed corn and ask why, I look at creamed corn and ask why not!
    ----------------Bryan Regan, comedian

    Obiwan! You've turned her against me!!!!
    You have done that yourself!!!!!!!
    --------star wars episode 3

    some of my favourite quotes
    Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.
    Linus Torvalds

    Personal and politically centrist blog.--->

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    Penguin of trust elija's Avatar
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    Another one

    "All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness experiencing itself - subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream. We are the imaginations of ourselves." - Bill Hicks
    Should you be sitting wondering,
    Which Batman is the best,
    There's only one true answer my friend,
    It's Adam Bloody West!

    The Fifth Continent

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    Linux User peteh's Avatar
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    "The brain is a marvellous thing. It starts to work the second you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public"
    I can't remember who - a british judge from 17th or 18th century.

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    Linux User netstrider's Avatar
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    I don't know who wrote all these quotes, perhaps you can search them up on the net but I found them rather good and have saved them for myself over time in a textfile.

    Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime;

    Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

    Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius.

    Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.

    I once thought that I had made a mistake, but I was mistaken.

    Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.

    The old believe everything, the middle- aged suspect everything, the young know everything

    Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

    The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

    Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

    When there's a will, I want to be in it.

    Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.

    Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

    House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

    Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway

    Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

    Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

    Actual Headline: Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use

    Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

    Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.

    life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

    A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad.

    Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.

    It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.

    A bank is an institution which lends money to one who proves he does not need it.

    I cannot give you formula 4 success. But I can give you formula 4 failure - 'Try to please everyone'.

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