Microsoft Firefox --WTFisThis!?!

[ryokimball]

Microsoft(R) Firefox

Wondering if anyone else had seen it. 'Tis funny; the video is pretty good, too.

[hazel]

Oh yes. What I really like about Microsoft is that it's so user-friendly! I'm a bit worried though. This is so realistic that one or two people I know might really buy it.

[Roxoff]

Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!
Microsoft Firefox 2007 downloading explicit images at lightning speeds

Cheered me right up that did

[MikeTbob]

*Googling Filter
Proactively warns and helps protect you against potential or known fraudulent sites such as Google.com, blocks the site and shuts down your computer if necessary. The filter is updated several times per hour using the latest security information from Microsoft.

, that is priceless. I would hate to see what this thing does when you encounter a Rogue Website like Linux.com.
Oh wait, they got that too.

Competition Disabled Mode
To help troubleshoot difficulties launching Microsoft Firefox or reaching specific Microsoft websites, you have the ability to start in "No Competition" mode, where only system critical Microsoft sites can be accessed.

Damn, I must have one of these beasts.

[jayd512]

Note: TakeOver will often over-react to unendorsed security software and may unexpectedly force the Windows file system into a uncontrollable shutdown / recovery phase. There is nothing you can do.

* Note: Previous installations of browsers such as Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox, will automatically be overwritten. The removal of Microsoft Firefox from your system violates international copyright law. Therefore, you cannot legally uninstall Microsoft Firefox.

Well, since you put it THAT way... where do I sign up?

[arinlares]

Oh yes. What I really like about Microsoft is that it's so user-friendly! I'm a bit worried though. This is so realistic that one or two people I know might really buy it.

i wish you could see me raising my hand. it had me going at first.

[Nyath]

Microsoft(R) Firefox

Wondering if anyone else had seen it. 'Tis funny; the video is pretty good, too.

I'm surprised that the author of this site hasn't been dragged off in the middle of the night by suit wearing thugs masquerading as NSA to never be seen or heard from again. Let alone the fact that MS has *allowed* this site to remain online with their logos, terms and other copyrighted material. I would take this to mean they simply have not found out about it (yet).

Excellent OP though. Very funny. I howled when I discovered that the "careers" link actually foots you over to their very real-life job openings in NIGERIA (ROFLMAO)