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In my Travels through the internet, I came upon this post reply to a forum user who used the above topic title in his thread. I liked the reply so ...
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How to get Rid of Linux Completely
In my Travels through the internet, I came upon this post reply to a forum user who used the above topic title in his thread. I liked the reply so much I thought I should share it with you guys. Its a beauty.
Many from the land of Redmond have asked this question, young warrior. What makes you think you can succeed where others have failed?
It is a long and arduous journey that you seek. First, you must overthrow the forces of the Army of Redhat on North Carolina State University's Centennial campus. This will be no easy task. This powerful army is known to employee over 2000 brave and talented warriors. For every '.' that you throw at them, they will come back at you with a '\' and a '.'. They will be relentless. This will be no easy task. Their \s and .s will break your bones, and their two-byte words will hurt you.
If you survive that thrashing, you must overthrow the all-powerful Linus Torvalds, or as his right-winged political adverseries call him, Linus _Benedict_ Torvalds. You will meet him at the gates of Hel...sinki, Finland, where you must do battle with him. But, beware his evil mistress, who employs the dark art of Karate to take down her victims. Of course you'll have to first overcome his army of marching warrior penguins. I can point you at some footage on them so that you plan your attack.
If you should succeed at that task, my brave friend, your journey has just begun, for chopping off the head of Linux does not defeat it's cruel and vengeful parts. You will need help with the ensuing battle. You will need to forge alliances with the likes of mob boss 'Tony' Ballmer and the prince of darkness himself, Ray Ozzie Osbourne.
Along the way, you will realize that Lord Torvalds has not built his empire alone. He has built his own alliances along the way, and his allies will try to take you down any way they can. Be wary of Mandrake the Magician and the one known as Captain Murdock.
God speed, young warrior. God speed.
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Hehe, cute.
Just by reading the title though, I thought.....oh no, roky done lost his damn mind!
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I've had that said to me numerous times.done lost his damn mindLinux Registered User # 475019
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Holy crap rokyt!! I thought we'd lost you!
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Thank God that's a funny thread instead of a funny turn
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