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- 02-11-2009 #121
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- 02-13-2009 #127
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Okay it may be old...but I love it....I bet my husband wishes he had seen it before we got married
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a
little beverage, good food and companionship
She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere....
but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go
for our anniversary.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested the kitchen. (I should be healed up by next week).
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric
toaster and electric bread maker.
She said 'There are too many gadgets, and no place
to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well
because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was. She told me, 'In the lake.'
8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too late
for the garbage?' The driver said, 'No, jump in!'
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months
I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'
I said, 'Dust!' (Yes I woke up in the hospital again)
- 02-13-2009 #128
I already knew the 'awareness test'. So I should be extra ashamed, cuz I fell for it just as hard. No, I didn't see the guy, and I didn't believe the replay either. I had to reload the video :shame:
As the men vs women jokes seems to be in fashion, here's an old wisdom:
When they are in love, the man talks and the woman listens
When they are engaged, the woman talks and the man listens
When they are married, both talk and no one listensCan't tell an OS by it's GUI
- 02-14-2009 #129
'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face, 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
- 02-14-2009 #130
An elderly woman was preparing her funeral arrangments with her Pastor and she said, "I have two
final requests, I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes scattered in Wal-Mart."
The Pastor exclaimed, "Wal-Mart?! Why Wal-Mart?!"
She replied, "Then I'll be sure my family visits me once a week."