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Originally Posted by Lakshmipathi lol, I never came across this kind of eye chart,rokytnji... ...Just think about a hosiptal having a eye chart like this....sure there will be big queue ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lakshmipathi View Post
    lol, I never came across this kind of eye chart,rokytnji... ...Just think about a hosiptal having a eye chart like this....sure there will be big queue standing for eye checking lol
    I think this is the kind they call a strip chart...
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    That is great stuff, Rokytnji!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    The economy is so bad
    the Mafia is laying off judges.

    The economy is so bad
    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen


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    The economy is so bad,
    the Republican Party laid off Fox News...
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