jokes / funny stuff thread

[meton_magis]

old one ..but good.
xkcd: Incident

I wouldn't say it's THAT old, it was from just this last christmas. they're only up to 850, and there are 3 a week. so about 4 weeks old.

My favorite xkcd is xkcd: Exploits of a Mom That one is pretty old, but is hilarious.

[Rubberman]

I wouldn't say it's THAT old, it was from just this last christmas. they're only up to 850, and there are 3 a week. so about 4 weeks old.

My favorite xkcd is xkcd: Exploits of a Mom That one is pretty old, but is hilarious.

That one had me ROFLMAO as well! The sad thing is that this sort of SQL injection vulnerability is soooo common, yet totally preventable - the sign of unqualified software developers delivering functional, but fatally flawed, applications.

[cousinlucky]

Some of these " Wipeout " pictures are funny!X-treme Wipeouts!

[TaZMAniac]

Rok should get a kick out of this.


Subj: A Biker story


A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl
about to jump off a bridge so they stop.



The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are
you doing?"




"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.



While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss
an opportunity. So he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give
me a Kiss?"



So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.



After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss
I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be
famous

Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

[rokytnji]

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl.

[PrinceSharma]

ROFL ^ hahahaha

[cousinlucky]

The title says it all- Stars Who Age Badly!

Stars who age badly

[spacetekcrusaders]

Well, a lot of you have probably already heard these since they were "contestants" for the "best" joke ever, but here they are anyways.


Two hunters are walking in the woods when one of them suddenly passes out and falls to the ground. The other hunter whips out his cell phone and dials 911.

He tells the operator "I think my friend just got a heart attack and died!"

The operator replies "Stay calm, first make sure that he is really dead before we do anything else."

There is silence for a few moments and then a gunshot is heard.

The hunter comes back on the line and says, "Ok, now what?"



Two men are golfing when a funeral procession goes by. One of the men stops midswing and bows his head in prayer.

His friend, touched by this, says, "You are a wonderful person, that is the most touching thing I have ever seen."

The other replies, "Yeah, well we were married for 23 years."

[MikeTbob]

Everyone, we have a habit of creating new threads every year, that get a lot of attention. This thread is very popular if you can't tell (78 pages). I want to make this a yearly recurring thread but I'm going to lock this one. The new thread will have a link back to this thread also.