Why Sylar Runs on Linux:

[jrife]

After watching the season finale of Heroes I decided to write this. Here are some reasons why Sylar runs on linux.I decided to combine two things: my favorite character from heroes and my favorite OS

1) He never dies
2) He is more powerful than all the other heroes
3) He can take on any form (linux can be made to look like anything)
4) He can use other people's powers (linux can run other OS's apps)
5) He always gets new powers(linux is always updated)

[jrife]

Haha I hope people comment on this.

[rokytnji]

Isn't sylar the phycho killer in the beginning of Heroes or am I mixed up? Haven't got to watch all the epoisodes yet.

[jrife]

Yep he is in every season

[rokytnji]

Ha Ha. I wonder How ya are gonna fit that one into Linux.

[jrife]

Lol I already did. Look at the original post

[rokytnji]

I did. Don't see how being a serial killer is covered in the list. Nothing about hate and discontent and any thing about "there can be only one"

[jrife]

It's just a joke my friend, not a perfect metaphor.

[jrife]

Let me clarify
1) He never dies - linux is very stable, doesn't crash etc.
2) He is more powerful than all the other heroes - linux is more powerful than the other OSs (in my opinion of course :P) I explained the other ones. You seem like you take my jests too seriously.

[rokytnji]

Don't get me wrong there jrife. I like waht ya did. I was hoping to see some more clever stuff from ya was all. No seriousness intended on this end. You like sylar. I like the cheerleader.
1. Shes prettier than sylar (Compiz is prettier than Aero)
2. She's hotter than sylar ( Open source Apps is hot right now more so than paid for software)
3. I'd like to take her home (I took Linux home)
4. She is indestructable to outside threats and Assaults (Linux is pretty impervious to outside threats.

Did I mention she was hotter than sylar?