What was your strangest dream, ever?

[Jollie_kitten]

When I was in secondary school, I had this really anoying French language teacher, that everyone was kind of afraid of (let's just say she had very unreasonable expectancies). Oh, and she dressed very funny: imagine a woman of over 45, wearing tights, kinky boots and one HUGE ring on each finger). So, one night, I dreamed that she was in my house, in my parents' bed, wearing my mother old sweat pants, and I was washing my hair. I had to get out of the bathroom and get dressed, and then go there to her, with my hair still wet and explaining to her why I didn't have my project done. Brrr.........

[questio verum]

I stumbled across this story today, and immediately thought of this thread. Topical much?

qv

[nopycckn]

I've had many. Recently, I had one where I was thrown in jail for selling cocaine with some friends. I was in China. I was paying attention to the satanic symbols in the rocks. I was waiting for a boat, very upset that I was stuck in China for the time being. I don't remember all of it.

[oz]

I stumbled across this story today, and immediately thought of this thread. Topical much?

qv

Interesting read, qv... thanks for posting the link!

[nopycckn]

A long time ago I had a couple dreams about weird colored tornadoes, and not long ago I had one about a huge black and silver type tornado, and strange stuff happening. It was huge, massive, and unrealistically fast and sort of upwards. Very strange. Afterwards I was walking through a yard, and going through some wooden structure, and a person was in their window cursing at me, etc. Their dog was going to attack me.

[nopycckn]

I've also recently had a dream about having a friend who I found out was a cannibal with powers of sorts, who I then latched onto. I had a very vivid dream once about a dead person hanging in my backyard. There was a lightning storm, I heard something, looked out and they were hanging there. I went out in the late evening and they straightened up in the noose and handed me a map. I had a dream not long ago about two chickens singing the Kid Rock/Cheryl Crow song - I don't know the name of it. The female at the end of my dream made one of those cutesy Betty Boop-type gestures and faces, with hands under the chin and the girly look. It was very funny.
I had a dream a long time ago that I was very disturbed by , and woke me up. It was like I was in hell, and all it was was a tiny little room with nothing in it. I couldn't get out, I had nothing with me and nothing to try. I thought I'd be in there forever. It pretty much scared me into waking up.
I can't seem to think right now of a lot of them. I dream often, and often my dreams are strange.

[Kieren]

This weekend my girlfriend cleaned her ears with a carrot... In her dream, that is

[techieMoe]

This weekend my girlfriend cleaned her ears with a carrot... In her dream, that is

I was about to say, Man, whatever you do in your private life is your business...