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  1. 07-09-2009 #1
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    The Italian Man Who went to Malta.

    Oh how difficult are languages

    The Italian Man Who went to Malta

    One day Ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand . I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma *****.
    Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma *****.

    So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna ****. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna **** on my bed. He say you better not **** onna bed, you sonna ma *****. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma *****.

    I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma *****, I gonna back to Italy.
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    Hahahaha, I loved that.

    Thank you for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gruven View Post
    Hahahaha, I loved that.

    Thank you for that.
    I want to ad that it wasn't me who had this troubles
    even if also I have to fight with English
    (I didn't practice for more than 20 years)
    and now in this forum I suddenly need english.
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    Airport-Announcements

    Its summertime > Holidaytime > Airporttime



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    same as a*.doc
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    Quote Originally Posted by computerophil View Post
    Its summertime > Holidaytime > Airporttime



    Airport-Announcements



    same as a*.doc
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    This advertisement is great:

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    lol


    I think many of you know German Coast guard

    And since we're talking about travel (and vacation time is coming) some Travel safety tips
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  8. 07-12-2009 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freston View Post
    lol


    I think many of you know German Coast guard
    I did not know it but it is great - I was laughing so much
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