Adventures all the way!!!!!!!
No running, no shutting, no weird noises.
Sit for an hour wondering what do I do with this tiny orange dead-earth-worm looking thingy that my inventory refers to as a big bucket of hot sauce LOL
But of course! I must use it on a policemen down the street to make him look like a giant mutant-tomato (don't ask me why, cos I don't know

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(*types*)
>USE BUCKET ON POLICEMEN (enter)
(*computer response*)
Dear user,
You have violated the low No 13673641283 a.k.a. disrespect to a police officer.
Please wait while we call the closest police department to come and arrest you.
Thank you for playing Police Quest 8 