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  1. 04-03-2010 #1
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    US Army virtual guide

    on the US army website they have a virtual guide that you ask questions and it tries to answer them.
    GoArmy.com > Ask SGT STAR > Overview

    theres some funny thing you can get him to say:
    User: what time is it?
    SGT STAR: It is time for you to sign up and become Army Strong. Unlock your potential and take control of your future by joining the strongest ground force in the world. And since you asked, the current time is: 02:39 View Page
    User: now?
    SGT STAR: Good question. I'm not sure how to answer that. Please try rewording your question. I understand simple questions best.
    User: shutup
    SGT STAR: To turn the sound off, simply click the "Sound Off" button below. You can always turn the sound back on by clicking the same button again. You can review a tutorial on how to use me by clicking "Chat Help" at anytime.
    User: yell
    SGT STAR: Drill Sergeants are professionally trained instructors. While they must yell in order for large groups to hear them, they cannot physically or verbally abuse you. They are there to keep you safe and help you in your transition from civilian to Soldier.
    User: ####
    SGT STAR: Ok Private, watch your language or I'll have to shut you down.
    User: try it jerk
    SGT STAR: Good question. I'm not sure how to answer that. Please try rewording your question. I understand simple questions best.
    User: ####
    SGT STAR: That's strike two, Private. One more bad word and I'm outta here.
    User: lol soory
    SGT STAR: That's ok, what else can I help you with?
    and
    User: do you like waffles?
    SGT STAR: I'm partial to Beef Stew MRE's. They eat like a meal and mmmmmm they're good.
    im still trying to mess around with it and see if i can get him to say something funnier.



    haha:
    User: who did you vote for?
    SGT STAR: I'm here to help you navigate though goarmy.com and answer your questions about the Army. I'm not here to discuss politics.
    User: why not?
    SGT STAR: Because I said so, and last I checked, I out-rank you!
    User: no you dont?
    SGT STAR: If you outrank me, you should already know most of these answers. You must be testing me. Please continue with your questions.
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    "Sounds" like a good start! Keep at it. Maybe you can give it a nervous breakdown!
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    apparently it thought i was making a threat because i asked if the 9/11 attacks were a conpiracy... it said that all threats would be forwarded to some investigative thing.... so hopefully im not going to get kidnapped by a windowless van.
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    Are there any large black SUVs on your street? They'll probably come get you and ship you to boot camp.
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    Or some phone guy up in a cherry-picker down the street, who seems to be taking a looong time to diddle with the wires.
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!
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    there were helicopters working on the powerlines on my road......
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