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In Wales today, a man was charged with having a stash of pornographic photographs on his computer. Nothing unusual about that, you might think. But in this case, the prize ...
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    And Rubberman thought he'd seen it all!


    In Wales today, a man was charged with having a stash of pornographic photographs on his computer. Nothing unusual about that, you might think. But in this case, the prize exhibit was a picture of a man having sex with a squid. The mind boggles!

    The judge, having solemnly examined the picture, ordered the prosecution to amend the indictment, as it could not be proven that the animal was in fact a squid and not an octopus.
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    Hazel, I've been trying to come up with a suitable rejoinder to this, but as you say, the mind boggles!
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    Talk about squid tactics!
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    try as I might, I could only come up with a lame joke about fiddling with his tentacles.
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    I've heard (and actually know a couple) of women who have a thing for tentacle erotica... never hear of it with guys, though.

    Plus... has anyone else cringed at the thought of that beak?

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    It's been awhile (3 years or more) since this thread was updated, but here it is anyway.

    My sister just loves octopus cooked in its own ink (a favorite in Veracruz, Mexico - pulpo en su tinta)... That said, don't think she has any designs on them more than for a good meal!
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    I'm sure glad that I have already eaten supper because this thread can ruin an appetite!!
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    Actually, pulpo en su tinta can be quite tasty! Sounds weird, I would agree, but tasty nonetheless. It is considered quite a delicacy around the Gulf and Caribbean.
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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