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In Wales today, a man was charged with having a stash of pornographic photographs on his computer. Nothing unusual about that, you might think. But in this case, the prize ...
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    And Rubberman thought he'd seen it all!

    In Wales today, a man was charged with having a stash of pornographic photographs on his computer. Nothing unusual about that, you might think. But in this case, the prize exhibit was a picture of a man having sex with a squid. The mind boggles!

    The judge, having solemnly examined the picture, ordered the prosecution to amend the indictment, as it could not be proven that the animal was in fact a squid and not an octopus.
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    Hazel, I've been trying to come up with a suitable rejoinder to this, but as you say, the mind boggles!
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    Talk about squid tactics!
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    try as I might, I could only come up with a lame joke about fiddling with his tentacles.
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    I've heard (and actually know a couple) of women who have a thing for tentacle erotica... never hear of it with guys, though.

    Plus... has anyone else cringed at the thought of that beak?
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