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    Right on. Love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    A good question

    Private sector obviously; anything else implies organisation on the part of government
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    Now what was it isn't it, and what is it is weird and scary to me.
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    Inspite of her telling him she didn't like it, a man kept referring to his wife as mother of 4. One night at a party he decided he was ready to leave and shouted across a crowded room, "Ready to leave mother of 4?"
    His wife shouted back, "Right with you father of 3."
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    This young student knocks at his college elderly professor office, when he opens she steps inside and she says :
    "Oh, professor, i've been doing terrible in the last tests and really need to pass this one, and I am prepared to do ANYTHING to pass"
    Professor: "Anything?"
    as she leans toward him in low voice "Anything"
    Professor with trembling voice "Anything, anything?"
    She hissed "Anything!"
    Professor "Study then you lazy b!7ch! " and pushed her off the door.

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    This young student knocks at his college elderly professor office, when he opens she steps inside and she says :
    "Oh, professor, i've been doing terrible in the last tests and really need to pass this one, and I am prepared to do ANYTHING to pass"
    Professor: "Anything?"
    as she leans toward him in low voice "Anything"
    Professor with trembling voice "Anything, anything?"
    She hissed "Anything!"
    Professor "Study then you lazy b!7ch! " and pushed her off the door.
    Dude... I just lost it! hahaha.

    As a recent college graduate myself, I found that joke to be completely hilarious!! Good Stuff Good Stuff


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    Quote Originally Posted by arespi View Post
    This young student knocks at his college elderly professor office, when he opens she steps inside and she says :
    "Oh, professor, i've been doing terrible in the last tests and really need to pass this one, and I am prepared to do ANYTHING to pass"
    Professor: "Anything?"
    as she leans toward him in low voice "Anything"
    Professor with trembling voice "Anything, anything?"
    She hissed "Anything!"
    Professor "Study then you lazy b!7ch! " and pushed her off the door.
    This one is as old as there have been women in colleges. Still funny though! FWIW, I remember reading this somewhere back in the 1960's. I'm sure it pre-dates that however.
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    It was a bit in Clint Eastwoods "Eiger Sanction" also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASONTX View Post
    It was a bit in Clint Eastwoods "Eiger Sanction" also.
    Yeah. Thanks for the reminder - Eastwood was the retired assassin who was a college professor, and a lot of the women in his classes were hitting on him! I'll have to dig up a copy and view it again - been awhile.
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    This guy goes into the pet shop and ask the owner:

    "I want a new pet, but i want something original, that nobody else has"
    the owner says "I have this parrot, it is unique!, if you pull its left leg it speaks in french, and if you pull the right leg, it speaks in english"
    the guy says "wow, thats amazing!, and what would happend if i pull both legs?"
    and the parrot says "I fell off the perch, you fool!!"

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