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Originally Posted by MikeTbob A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeTbob View Post
    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out and get some sun. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat.
    He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?"
    "Reading a book," she replies. (thinking, isn't it obvious.)
    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading"
    "Yes but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you can start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day ma'am, " and he left..........
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    That was great!
    I actually walked around a room of people, laptop in hand.
    I stole your joke , Mike... and I ain't sayin' I'm sorry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlintLock View Post
    That was great!
    I actually walked around a room of people, laptop in hand.
    I stole your joke , Mike... and I ain't sayin' I'm sorry!
    Good jokes are meant to be shared!
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    Dorothy, from the Wizard of Oz, is 70 years old, if she were to encounter men with NO brains, NO heart, and NO courage, she wouldn't be in Oz, she'd be in Washington!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    Dorothy, from the Wizard of Oz, is 70 years old, if she were to encounter men with NO brains, NO heart, and NO courage, she wouldn't be in Oz, she'd be in Washington!
    Toto! I don't think we're in Kansas any longer!
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
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    You forgot the wizard behind the curtain. He doesn't really do anything, but he has the population convinced he is all powerful. Now who should we cast as the wicked witch and the flying monkeys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlintLock View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlintLock View Post
    That's an absolute perl!
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    Now what was it isn't it, and what is it is weird and scary to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elija View Post
    That's an absolute perl!
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