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- 05-14-2011 #81Linux Engineer
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- 05-15-2011 #82Penguin of trust
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Now that was funny!
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The Hoff's reactions to this are priceless!If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate! (Zapp Brannigan)
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- 05-15-2011 #83Linux Engineer
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I wanted to be a magician when I was a young boy!
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- 05-20-2011 #84Administrator
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I saw this Doormat today while I was working and I thought of you guys. I figured y'all might want to see it.
For those of you who don't know.
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127.0.0.1 is a loopback to your own machine (home).I do not respond to private messages asking for Linux help, Please keep it on the forums only.
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- 05-20-2011 #85Linux Newbie
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It happened to me:
In a previous job some years ago, I managed the access permission to our ERP system. So one day came into my office a young new intern, pettite .... blonde, a nice girl. She asked me to add some permissions to her account , so I said, sure, just log off to make the changes ("Necesito que te salgas para hacer los cambios" in spanish I use "salgas, salir" as log off, it also sounds like "get out"). She just stared back at me, walked back to the office door and asked "Is this far enough?
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- 05-20-2011 #86Linux Guru
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You might have tried "Hay que desconectar de tu cuenta antes que hago los cambios." iinstead... Originally Posted by arespi It happened to me:
In a previous job some years ago, I managed the access permission to our ERP system. So one day came into my office a young new intern, pettite .... blonde, a nice girl. She asked me to add some permissions to her account , so I said, sure, just log off to make the changes ("Necesito que te salgas para hacer los cambios" in spanish I use "salgas, salir" as log off, it also sounds like "get out"). She just stared back at me, walked back to the office door and asked "Is this far enough?
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- 05-20-2011 #87Linux Newbie
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Yep, another lesson learned in user-speakYou might have tried "Hay que desconectar de tu cuenta antes que hago los cambios." iinstead.... To the girls credit, she took it in good humor and it become a sort of a private joke.
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- 05-29-2011 #88Linux Guru
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A good question
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- 05-29-2011 #89Linux Engineer
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Hey! Good one rok! Originally Posted by rokytnji A good question
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- 05-29-2011 #90Linux Newbie
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Good Ol Linux Jokes:
Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWSFailure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.The box said that I needed to have Windows 98 or better... so I installed Linux
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