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Just to be clear: this is a joke I was in the supermarket this morning when a complete nutter kicked off in the vitamin aisle. He was screaming and shouting ...
  1. 08-20-2011 #1
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    I've just got back from hospital!

    Just to be clear: this is a joke


    I was in the supermarket this morning when a complete nutter kicked off in the vitamin aisle. He was screaming and shouting and throwing vitamins and stuff around.

    I go hit right in the face by a large bottle of omega 3 tablets and was taken to hospital as a precaution.

    I'm alright though, just some super fish oil injuries.

    Now I know this should have been in the jokes thread but then you would have seen it coming ^_^
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    Hmm, what´s the moral of the story?
    "Stay away from vitamins?" :P

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    I hope the hospital wait wasn't too tough. I know you can often be packed into those waiting rooms like sardines!
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    Glad you are okay but I'm going to have to remind you, some people just don't take kindly to Linux and you can't just walk up to people in strange places and start chit chatting about Linux, they really "Freak out"....now you know.
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    At least now it's oil over and done with
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    My Netbook with Movies downloaded keep me sane in Doctors Offices and Hospital waiting rooms as the magazine racks are the pits there.

    If I could drag in my netbook while being operated on and awake. I would. I dread Hospitals and Doctors. Nothing but bad news/depressing.

    complete nutter kicked off
    They're everywhere. He would have accompanied me to the hospital after hitting me in the face,

    Fork em I say. Glad you're ok.
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    Thanks guys, you're all so nice that I'm feeling guilty about posting this pun.


    Maybe Omega 3 isn't marketed like it is over here
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    nice one
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    Quote Originally Posted by elija View Post
    I'm alright though, just some super fish oil injuries.
    I do like a good bad pun
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    There's nothing like being chased and nuzzled by feral cats because you smell like fish!!
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