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Just to be clear: this is a joke I was in the supermarket this morning when a complete nutter kicked off in the vitamin aisle. He was screaming and shouting ...
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- 08-20-2011 #1
I've just got back from hospital!
I was in the supermarket this morning when a complete nutter kicked off in the vitamin aisle. He was screaming and shouting and throwing vitamins and stuff around.
I go hit right in the face by a large bottle of omega 3 tablets and was taken to hospital as a precaution.
I'm alright though, just some super fish oil injuries.
Now I know this should have been in the jokes thread but then you would have seen it coming ^_^
Last edited by elija; 08-20-2011 at 07:42 PM. Reason: Clarity
- 08-20-2011 #2
Hmm, what´s the moral of the story?
"Stay away from vitamins?" :P
Good to hear you are ok and welcome back.You must always face the curtain with a bow.
- 08-20-2011 #3
I hope the hospital wait wasn't too tough. I know you can often be packed into those waiting rooms like sardines!Pete
- 08-20-2011 #4
Glad you are okay but I'm going to have to remind you, some people just don't take kindly to Linux and you can't just walk up to people in strange places and start chit chatting about Linux, they really "Freak out"....now you know.
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- 08-20-2011 #6
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My Netbook with Movies downloaded keep me sane in Doctors Offices and Hospital waiting rooms as the magazine racks are the pits there.
If I could drag in my netbook while being operated on and awake. I would. I dread Hospitals and Doctors. Nothing but bad news/depressing.
complete nutter kicked off
Fork em I say. Glad you're ok.
- 08-20-2011 #7
Thanks guys, you're all so nice that I'm feeling guilty about posting this pun.
Maybe Omega 3 isn't marketed like it is over here
- 08-20-2011 #8
nice oneYou must always face the curtain with a bow.
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- 08-20-2011 #10
There's nothing like being chased and nuzzled by feral cats because you smell like fish!!PCLinuxOS Gnome and PCLinuxOS Mate
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