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- 04-26-2012 #91Linux Enthusiast
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AntiX 12 and PCLinuxOS gnome
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You Should Not Give In To Evils, But Proceed Ever More Boldly Against Them!! -from book six of Virgil's Aeneid
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- 04-26-2012 #92Penguin of trust
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Warning. These reviews are a bit adult, relentless and wet your pants funny
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate! (Zapp Brannigan)
My new blog. It's probably not as good as I think it is.
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- 04-27-2012 #93Moderator
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ROFL!
Originally Posted by elija 
That's great!
But... Oh those poor people...
Jay
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- 04-27-2012 #94Super Moderator
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Self harm through stupidity is always a good laugh. Thanks for the link. Originally Posted by elija Linux user #126863 - see http://linuxcounter.net/
- 04-27-2012 #95Penguin of trust
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I started a new job as a police negotiator last Monday. I lost the job this morning when I was sent to a building where a man was threatening to leap from the sixth floor.
Apparently "Jump you bugger" isn't what they meant by talk him down!If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate! (Zapp Brannigan)
My new blog. It's probably not as good as I think it is.
The Fifth Continent reborn
- 04-28-2012 #96Linux Guru
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Sent to me by Philip Odence from BlackDuckSoftware.com:
Spiteful Open Source License Generator | Babcock & JenkinsSometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!
- 05-02-2012 #97Linux Guru
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Grannies in Heaven.
SYLVIA:
Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA:
I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA:
So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be alive!Linux Registered User # 475019
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- 05-02-2012 #98Linux Guru
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Roky, that is just plain bad! So bad, it's great!
Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!
- 05-02-2012 #99Just Joined!
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I've just looked at this and I'm seriously crying with laughter - made my day, thanks! Originally Posted by elija
- 05-02-2012 #100Linux User
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Saw this on another forum. LOL!!
How can you tell that your girlfriend is getting fat?
When she starts to fit in your wife's clothes.
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