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    In New York City Hospital Mistakes Happen A Lot!


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    This got quite a belly laugh out of me!
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    Warning. These reviews are a bit adult, relentless and wet your pants funny
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    "I used to be with it, then they changed what it was.
    Now what was it isn't it, and what is it is weird and scary to me.
    It'll happen to you too."

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    Quote Originally Posted by elija View Post
    Warning. These reviews are a bit adult, relentless and wet your pants funny
    ROFL! That's great!

    But... Oh those poor people...
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    Quote Originally Posted by elija View Post
    Warning. These reviews are a bit adult, relentless and wet your pants funny
    Self harm through stupidity is always a good laugh. Thanks for the link.
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    I started a new job as a police negotiator last Monday. I lost the job this morning when I was sent to a building where a man was threatening to leap from the sixth floor.

    Apparently "Jump you bugger" isn't what they meant by talk him down!
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    Sent to me by Philip Odence from BlackDuckSoftware.com:

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    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    Cool Grannies in Heaven.

    SYLVIA:
    Hi! Wanda.

    WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

    SYLVIA:
    I froze to death.

    WANDA: How horrible!

    SYLVIA:
    It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    SYLVIA:
    So, what happened?

    WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman
    there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be alive!

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    Roky, that is just plain bad! So bad, it's great!
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    Quote Originally Posted by elija View Post
    Warning. These reviews are a bit adult, relentless and wet your pants funny
    I've just looked at this and I'm seriously crying with laughter - made my day, thanks!

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    Saw this on another forum. LOL!!

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    When she starts to fit in your wife's clothes.
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