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    New candidate for favourite xkcd

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    "I used to be with it, then they changed what it was.
    Now what was it isn't it, and what is it is weird and scary to me.
    It'll happen to you too."

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    Quote Originally Posted by elija View Post
    New candidate for favourite xkcd

    So, since the only choice that wasn't obviously a cop-out was physics, I guess that my wife's PhD in particle physics means that she's pretty cool?
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    How to recycle your old PC.


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    Q: What do you call a stoner when horny?
    A: A weed wacker

    Q: What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock ?
    A: A Liar.

    Q. If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving?
    A. The cop!

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

    You can’t fight City Hall, but you can ******* sure blow it up.

    If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

    If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor.

    The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

    I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

    May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

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    Roky For Mayor!!
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    Go FIGURE

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%..

    How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%
    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%
    but
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%
    And
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
    AND, look how far A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G will take you=1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there; its the other things in life that will push you over the top.

    I always wondered why some people are where they are! Now I know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%..

    How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%
    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%
    but
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%
    And
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
    AND, look how far A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G will take you=1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there; its the other things in life that will push you over the top.

    I always wondered why some people are where they are! Now I know.
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    Roky, hits the nail on the head again!! Great Stuff!!
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    Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people.
    Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery.
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    Password Honey

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