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Originally Posted by MikeTbob A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stopped to admire the animal. "What's your dog's name?" she asked. "Herpes," replied the dog's owner. ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeTbob View Post
    A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stopped to admire
    the animal.

    "What's your dog's name?" she asked.

    "Herpes," replied the dog's owner.

    "How....odd," said the woman. "Why Herpes?"

    "Because he won't heel."
    I'm still laughing and it's been two minutes already!!! Good one MikeTbob
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    Quote Originally Posted by nujinini View Post
    I'm still laughing and it's been two minutes already!!! Good one MikeTbob
    There was a young fellow named Bright
    Who traveled much faster than light
    He left one day in a relative way
    And arrived the previous night!

    That way, he could experience this thread again for the first time...
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    Tombstones

    In a Ribbesford, England , cemetery:

    Anna Wallace

    The children of Israel wanted bread,

    And the Lord sent them manna.

    Clark Wallace wanted a wife,

    And the Devil sent him Anna

    ###############3

    In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania , cemetery:

    Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake,

    Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

    ###################


    In a cemetery in England:

    Remember man, as you walk by,

    As you are now, so once was I.

    As I am now, so shall you be,

    Remember this and follow me.

    To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:

    To follow you I'll not consent,

    Until I know which way you went.
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    At An Irish Wedding

    At an Irish wedding reception the D.J. yelled: “Would all married men please
    stand next to the one person who had made your life worth living.”

    The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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    Another Gem; Thanks Roky!!
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    I've been trying to turn over a new leaf.

    Problem is.

    No trees in the desert.
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    What do we want?
    Time machines!

    When do we want 'em?
    Doesn't really matter does it!?


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    "What problem and who are you?"

    I loved it elija. Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elija View Post
    Yeah, I resemble that!
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    Here is to Nipples.

    Without them.
    Breasts would be pointless.

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