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Originally Posted by TaZMAniac ...He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to s*!t yourself when I tell you the price!" This is crazy! ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TaZMAniac View Post
    ...He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to s*!t yourself when I tell you the price!"
    This is crazy! It's been three minutes and I'm still giggling!

    Good one Taz! Keep it coming! Hahaha! ROTFLOL!
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    Definition of a Chili Dog.

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    "Dude, I am trying to imagine how it feels to be your age?"

    "It's Easy", I tell him.

    "Just imagine falling off your skateboard at 55mph and having a car slam into you".
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    Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
    The average person over 45 years of age cannot do it, and it might be tough for a few!
    1.This is this cat.
    2.This is is cat.
    3.This is how cat.
    4.This is to cat.
    5.This is keep cat.
    6.This is an cat.
    7.This is old cat.
    8.This is fart cat.
    9.This is busy cat.
    10.This is for cat.
    11.This is forty cat.
    12.This is seconds cat.




    Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
    The average person over 45 years of age cannot do it, and it might be tough for a few!
    1.This is this cat.
    2.This is is cat.
    3.This is how cat.
    4.This is to cat.
    5.This is keep cat.
    6.This is an cat.
    7.This is old cat.
    8.This is fart cat.
    9.This is busy cat.
    10.This is for cat.
    11.This is forty cat.
    12.This is seconds cat.




    Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
    I think I started stuttering around #7.
    After that, everything went smooth.

    <now to pass that on>
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    Someone, Please, give Roky a TV show to host!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cousinlucky View Post
    Someone, Please, give Roky a TV show to host!!
    Really! And we'd call it the "Roky Humor Biker Show"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
    Classic. Thanks for the laugh.

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    A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,

    "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and
    maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

    He declines.

    "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
    this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

    At lunch time, she asked him if he would like something.

    "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese
    sandwich?"

    He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my
    desire for food."

    Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat

    "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious
    apple pie? Maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

    He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the
    Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

    "Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm
    starving."
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