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PCLinuxOS Gnome and PCLinuxOS Mate
Linux user # 414321
You Should Not Give In To Evils, But Proceed Ever More Boldly Against Them!! -from book six of Virgil's Aeneid
Everything Within The Universe Is Related; We Are All Cousins!!
Linux just embarrassed me. I went to change my login password for user.
Error: password not long enough.
- Join Date
- May 2011
hey, roky, it's not the SIZE of the password, it's how you use it.
07-18-2012 #166Linux user #126863 - see http://linuxcounter.net/
- Join Date
- Jul 2007
- Chennai, India
Texan's guide to life:
Never squat with yer spurs on.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.
Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Finally, never miss a good chance to shut up.
07-19-2012 #169Texan's guide to life:
Never throw crap at a armed Man.
Never stand next to a man throwing crap at a armed man.
Roky, you need to add: Always be an armed man.Registered Linux user #526930