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After working hard in the M/C shop today. I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers which facilitated some deep thinking about a question men have pondered.
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and here is the reason for that conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
"It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
Rocky, to add to that, a woman will say that the joy of bringing a new life into the world makes all the pain worth it. A man will never say that anything is worth a kick in the nuts.Registered Linux user #526930
When I was a boy, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
When I reached puberty, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so
I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
When in the USMC I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I got out of the marines, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that
I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I rode and went where I wanted as a lone wolf, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find
a girl with some real ambition.
When I finally settled down, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Roky, you are the penultimate cynic! A man after my own formula! In any case, I have been married to the same lady for 38+ years... Not a lot of passion any longer, but a lot of love and respect. At our ages, who needs passion!Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!
After 3 wives. The 3rd did the trick for me and she matched the last section/sentence of the joke. There is still fire in this furnace.