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    If someone throws a rock and knocks you off of your donkey...
    Would you consider yourself stoned off your ass?
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    Will you have my kids?

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    It's funny cause it's true

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    After working hard in the M/C shop today. I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers which facilitated some deep thinking about a question men have pondered.

    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and here is the reason for that conclusion.

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
    "It might be nice to have another child."

    On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    After working hard in the M/C shop today. I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers which facilitated some deep thinking about a question men have pondered.

    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and here is the reason for that conclusion.

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
    "It might be nice to have another child."

    On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
    ROFL! Never a truer statement said!
    And to add to that...
    Women get awesome pain-killers. Men get an athletic cup... which is nothing more that a pain-spreader!
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    Rocky, to add to that, a woman will say that the joy of bringing a new life into the world makes all the pain worth it. A man will never say that anything is worth a kick in the nuts.
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    When I was a boy, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

    When I reached puberty, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so
    I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

    When in the USMC I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
    Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
    and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I got out of the marines, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally
    predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that
    I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I rode and went where I wanted as a lone wolf, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
    She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
    mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
    great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find
    a girl with some real ambition.

    When I finally settled down, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
    firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
    divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
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    Roky, you are the penultimate cynic! A man after my own formula! In any case, I have been married to the same lady for 38+ years... Not a lot of passion any longer, but a lot of love and respect. At our ages, who needs passion!
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    After 3 wives. The 3rd did the trick for me and she matched the last section/sentence of the joke. There is still fire in this furnace.

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    LOL those are some good ones. Keep 'em coming.
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