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    Living in fear of the impending Apocalypse, I'm going to order one, when they go into fabrication.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    Living in Texas. We all have one of those plus more.
    Now I know what you mean by "a turkey shoot"!
    And to think, I had it bass-ackwards all this time!
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    I think that coming up with things like this would be my dream job!
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    Doesn't really matter does it!?


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    Quote Originally Posted by elija View Post
    I think that coming up with things like this would be my dream job!
    OMG...i guess they didn't show the clips of the people who went directly into cardiac arrest.

    okay, that last guy was pretty funny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by elija View Post
    I think that coming up with things like this would be my dream job!
    I would've chewed my way through that "Elevator" door 3 seconds after the lights came back on. LOL Creepy stuff. We laugh now but if it happened to us we'd be tripping out so hard. It's such a fast scene there is no time to react, really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elija View Post
    I think that coming up with things like this would be my dream job!
    A brown-pants factor like I've never believed!
    I wanna think that I'd throw a punch.
    But let's all be honest... throw punch or crap pants. 50/50 shot.
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    I know exactly how loud I would scream if I was the victim but I'd still love to come up with stuff like "rat monster" for a living!
    What do we want?
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    Quote Originally Posted by elija View Post
    I know exactly how loud I would scream if I was the victim but I'd still love to come up with stuff like "rat monster" for a living!
    "A demon!"

    that was priceless. he kinda reminds me of this famous electrocution/banana guy.
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    Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”

    Assistant: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”

    Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have spartans.”

    Assistant: “Oh! You mean trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.”

    Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.”

    Assistant: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.”

    Customer: “300?! Is that bad?”

    Assistant: “It’s horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and kill wave after wave of data, until there is a wall of dead programs blocking any more traffic through your computer.”

    Customer: “Oh, that just figures. I’m going to go buy a new computer.”

    Assistant: “Ok, ma’am, I think that would be best.”
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    More computers get sold that way. The customer is always right, and if they say they need a new computer, who is the salesman to argue with them.
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