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Living in fear of the impending Apocalypse, I'm going to order one , when they go into fabrication....
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- 11-25-2012 #231Trusted Penguin
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Living in fear of the impending Apocalypse, I'm going to order one, when they go into fabrication.
- 11-25-2012 #232Linux Guru
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Now I know what you mean by "a turkey shoot"!
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And to think, I had it bass-ackwards all this time!Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!
- 11-29-2012 #233Penguin of trust
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I think that coming up with things like this would be my dream job!
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- 11-30-2012 #234Trusted Penguin
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OMG...i guess they didn't show the clips of the people who went directly into cardiac arrest. Originally Posted by elija
okay, that last guy was pretty funny...
- 12-01-2012 #235Administrator
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I would've chewed my way through that "Elevator" door 3 seconds after the lights came back on. LOL Creepy stuff. We laugh now but if it happened to us we'd be tripping out so hard. It's such a fast scene there is no time to react, really. Originally Posted by elija 
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- 12-01-2012 #236Moderator
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A brown-pants factor like I've never believed! Originally Posted by elija
I wanna think that I'd throw a punch.
But let's all be honest... throw punch or crap pants. 50/50 shot.Jay
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- 12-01-2012 #237Penguin of trust
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I know exactly how loud I would scream if I was the victim but I'd still love to come up with stuff like "rat monster" for a living!
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate! (Zapp Brannigan)
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- 12-02-2012 #238Trusted Penguin
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"A demon!" Originally Posted by elija
that was priceless. he kinda reminds me of this famous electrocution/banana guy.
- 12-05-2012 #239Penguin of trust
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Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”
Assistant: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”
Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have spartans.”
Assistant: “Oh! You mean trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.”
Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.”
Assistant: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.”
Customer: “300?! Is that bad?”
Assistant: “It’s horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and kill wave after wave of data, until there is a wall of dead programs blocking any more traffic through your computer.”
Customer: “Oh, that just figures. I’m going to go buy a new computer.”
Assistant: “Ok, ma’am, I think that would be best.”If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate! (Zapp Brannigan)
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- 12-05-2012 #240Linux Engineer
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More computers get sold that way. The customer is always right, and if they say they need a new computer, who is the salesman to argue with them.
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