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Originally Posted by MASONTX The customer is always right... Dude... trust me on this: If you believe that the customer is always right, then you've never worked in tech support!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASONTX View Post
    The customer is always right...
    Dude... trust me on this: If you believe that the customer is always right, then you've never worked in tech support!
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    Support, I agree, but in sales, if the customer says they need a new computer because they have a virus, just ask them "Will that be cash or charge?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASONTX View Post
    Support, I agree, but in sales, if the customer says they need a new computer because they have a virus, just ask them "Will that be cash or charge?"
    <chuckle>...indeed!
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    Ain't nobody got time for that. Funny as hell but a little dated. (7 months)
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    Quote Originally Posted by miketbob View Post
    ain't nobody got time for that. funny as hell but a little dated. (7 months)

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    A female friend emailed me this today!

    Santa's Replacement: Bubba Claus
    ----- MEMO -----
    To: Southern USA Residents From: Santa RE: Replacement Santa
    I regret to inform you that effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve the Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. I now serve only certain areas of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family in from the South pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us. Differences such as: 1. There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith & Wesson."
    2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave a RC Cola and pork rinds (or a moon pie) on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.
    3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.
    4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen..." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Wallace, on Martin and LaBonte. On Rudd, on Jarrett, on Elliot and Petty."
    5. "Ho, ho, ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves reply, "I her'd dat!"
    6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words, "Back Off!" The last I heard it also had other decorations on the sleigh back as well. One is Ford or Chevy logo with lights that race through the letters and the other is a caricature of me (Santa Claus) peeing on the Tooth Fairy.
    7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you will see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of State Patrol cars crashing into each other.
    8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.
    9. And finally, lovely Christmas songs have been sung about me like "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" and Bing Crosby's "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town". This year, songs about Bubba Claus will be played on all the AM radio stations in the South. These song titles will be Mark Chesnutt's "Bubba Claus shot the jukebox"; Cledus T. Judd's, "All I want for Christmas is my Woman and a Six-opack", and Hank Williams Jr's "If You Don't Like Bubba Claus, You Shove It."
    Sincerely Yours, Santa Claus(Member of North American Fairies and Elves Local 209)
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    Lucky, that is just plain evil! :roflmao:
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    LOL!
    Bubba Clause for the win!
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    First off, apologies to the ladies for all these tasteless men jokes. Sorry.


    Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.
    Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
    Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
    Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire
    "Ron, how long have you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
    "Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday afternoon I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new sexy nightie.
    She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. Then she smiled and said, "Do anything you want."
    So, here I am. *
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