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It took me a while to get this joke, but it finally sank in. LOL Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in ...
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    It took me a while to get this joke, but it finally sank in. LOL



    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in
    the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
    an old green John Deere.

    Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off
    first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches
    his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls
    fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
    Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
    stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
    his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
    Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya
    doing, Billy Bob?"

    "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an
    obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

    "But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
    d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to
    a tractor."
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    <facepalm>
    filler text
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    Quote Originally Posted by jayd512 View Post
    <facepalm>
    filler text
    AHAHAHA
    Took you a minute too, didn't it?

    awesome trick right here
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeTbob View Post
    AHAHAHA
    Took you a minute too, didn't it?
    Sadly... yeah. Yeah it did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeTbob View Post
    "But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
    d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to
    a tractor."
    We have a 'like' button - I think we should have a 'cringe' button too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxoff View Post
    We have a 'like' button - I think we should have a 'cringe' button too...
    Along with the Arrrrgh! button...
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    Southern translation for you overseas folks. Us down home backwoods southern boys get the joke right off the bat.

    I do something sexy to
    a tractor." = Boy, try doing something to attract her.

    My turn. I was in the bar last night with my big biker bro AKA "Monster".

    He was telling me about some fraternity boys that wanted to hire him for a panty raid on a girls dormitory. He said, "sure", figuring the beer money would be gotten easily.

    So he raided the girls dorm a few times and gave them their panties. On the last raid. Monster shows up with 2 scantily clad beauties. One under each arm.

    "WTF', the frat boys say. Monster replies, "I got tired of bringing back empties".

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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    Southern translation for you overseas folks. Us down home backwoods southern boys get the joke right off the bat.

    I do something sexy to
    a tractor." = Boy, try doing something to attract her.

    My turn. I was in the bar last night with my big biker bro AKA "Monster".

    He was telling me about some fraternity boys that wanted to hire him for a panty raid on a girls dormitory. He said, "sure", figuring the beer money would be gotten easily.

    So he raided the girls dorm a few times and gave them their panties. On the last raid. Monster shows up with 2 scantily clad beauties. One under each arm.

    "WTF', the frat boys say. Monster replies, "I got tired of bringing back empties".

    Girls just want to have fun! ...
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    As she tried to calm the ol boy down

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    Roky, you are a baaaad boy! ROFL!
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