Jokes/Funny Stuff thread 2012

[MikeTbob]

It took me a while to get this joke, but it finally sank in. LOL



Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in
the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off
first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches
his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls
fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya
doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an
obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor."

[jayd512]

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[MikeTbob]

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AHAHAHA
Took you a minute too, didn't it?

awesome trick right here

[jayd512]

AHAHAHA
Took you a minute too, didn't it?

Sadly... yeah. Yeah it did.

[Roxoff]

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor."

We have a 'like' button - I think we should have a 'cringe' button too...

[Rubberman]

We have a 'like' button - I think we should have a 'cringe' button too...

Along with the Arrrrgh! button...

[rokytnji]

Southern translation for you overseas folks. Us down home backwoods southern boys get the joke right off the bat.

I do something sexy to
a tractor." = Boy, try doing something to attract her.

My turn. I was in the bar last night with my big biker bro AKA "Monster".

He was telling me about some fraternity boys that wanted to hire him for a panty raid on a girls dormitory. He said, "sure", figuring the beer money would be gotten easily.

So he raided the girls dorm a few times and gave them their panties. On the last raid. Monster shows up with 2 scantily clad beauties. One under each arm.

"WTF', the frat boys say. Monster replies, "I got tired of bringing back empties".

[Rubberman]

Southern translation for you overseas folks. Us down home backwoods southern boys get the joke right off the bat.

I do something sexy to
a tractor." = Boy, try doing something to attract her.

My turn. I was in the bar last night with my big biker bro AKA "Monster".

He was telling me about some fraternity boys that wanted to hire him for a panty raid on a girls dormitory. He said, "sure", figuring the beer money would be gotten easily.

So he raided the girls dorm a few times and gave them their panties. On the last raid. Monster shows up with 2 scantily clad beauties. One under each arm.

"WTF', the frat boys say. Monster replies, "I got tired of bringing back empties".

Girls just want to have fun! ...

[rokytnji]

As she tried to calm the ol boy down

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[Rubberman]

Roky, you are a baaaad boy! ROFL!