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    Rokytnji, that's disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cousinlucky View Post
    when I got home today I found this is an email from a Boston woman that I know!

    MY PRIVATE PART DIED

    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
    Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.
    'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace.
    'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
    Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a
    little crazy, she replied,
    'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace.
    Please accept my condolences.'
    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
    with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
    He met Nurse Tracy.
    'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
    Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
    'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you
    yesterday that my Private Part died.'
    'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it
    hanging out of your pajamas?'

    (You've gotta love this.)
    'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
    That's great

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    Catholic Heart Attack!

    *Catholic Heart Attack*

    A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

    He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

    "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
    He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

    The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
    He replied, "No money in the bank."

    "Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
    He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

    The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

    The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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    This one is funny because it's true.
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    Great link elija. I hit the "Random" button on the page, and this is what I got - it looks a lot like the IM conversations I have with our company "help" desk...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    Oops. I made a mistake.
    That's a good one, Roky!!
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    After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to
    describe her.

    He looked at her for a while ... Then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
    H, I, J, K."

    She asks ... "What does that mean?"

    He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,
    Gorgeous, Hot.

    She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I,
    J, K?"

    He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

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