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- 02-13-2012 #41
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- 02-20-2012 #44
Catholic Heart Attack!
*Catholic Heart Attack*
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."PCLinuxOS Gnome and PCLinuxOS Mate
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- 02-21-2012 #45
- 02-21-2012 #46
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- I can be found either 40 miles west of Chicago, in Chicago, or in a galaxy far, far away.
Great link elija. I hit the "Random" button on the page, and this is what I got - it looks a lot like the IM conversations I have with our company "help" desk...
Saturday Morning Breakfast CerealSometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!
- 02-22-2012 #47
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- 02-23-2012 #49
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to
He looked at her for a while ... Then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
H, I, J, K."
She asks ... "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,
She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I,
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly
optimistic about saving his testicles!
- 02-25-2012 #50