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  1. #71

    Cool Did I read that right


    Outside a secondhand shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    On a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
    WORK)

    At a construction site
    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
    FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

    At the Hospital
    TOILET OUT OF ORDER......PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    In a Store
    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    Seen during a conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
    I refuse to let fear and fear of others rule my life. It puts my humanity at risk.
    Accepting Death is the only way to stay alive.

  2. #72
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    That's awesome, roky!
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  3. #73
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    I Have been told that this Is quite Funny!

    My dial up connection prevents me from enjoying this child
    dancing; but I hope that LF members like it!!
    Two-year-old dancing the jive. [VIDEO]
    PCLinuxOS Gnome and PCLinuxOS Mate
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    You Should Not Give In To Evils, But Proceed Ever More Boldly Against Them!! -from book six of Virgil's Aeneid
    Everything Within The Universe Is Related; We Are All Cousins!!

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  5. #74

    I love Southern Women

    I refuse to let fear and fear of others rule my life. It puts my humanity at risk.
    Accepting Death is the only way to stay alive.

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    Linux Guru Rubberman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    So, she is either left-handed, or the photo is reversed...
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

  7. #76
    Quote Originally Posted by Rubberman View Post
    So, she is either left-handed, or the photo is reversed...
    She's carrying the surfboard in her left arm so I would conclude she is a lefty.

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    But if the photo is reversed, that would be her right hand.
    Registered Linux user #526930

  9. #78

    IT Emails

    Tough being married.



    Right click and pick view image for bigger text.
    I refuse to let fear and fear of others rule my life. It puts my humanity at risk.
    Accepting Death is the only way to stay alive.

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    Linux Enthusiast cousinlucky's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    Tough being married.



    Right click and pick view image for bigger text.
    Very Nice, Roky!!
    PCLinuxOS Gnome and PCLinuxOS Mate
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    You Should Not Give In To Evils, But Proceed Ever More Boldly Against Them!! -from book six of Virgil's Aeneid
    Everything Within The Universe Is Related; We Are All Cousins!!

  11. #80
    Durn.

    A Biker buddy of mine took a employment test and failed.

    He was asked to explain the expression "Bar None"

    He answered, "Must be a Dry County or Dry Town"
    I refuse to let fear and fear of others rule my life. It puts my humanity at risk.
    Accepting Death is the only way to stay alive.

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