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Wow I got my first traffic ticket today, and it wasn't even for a moving violation. So stupid... I'm just sitting at a red light, waiting for green when this ...
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    Wow I got my first traffic ticket today, and it wasn't even for a moving violation. So stupid...

    I'm just sitting at a red light, waiting for green when this stupid bird flies straight into the windscreen with a loud crunch. I tried to shoo him off my car but he wouldn't budge. On impulse I just turned on the wipers and threw the stupid bird off the windscreen.

    It landed with a sickening thud on the car next to mine. Oh my gosh, it's a police car!

    Sure enough, the officer lights 'em up, pulls me over, walks up to the window and says....



    "I'm gonna have to write you up for flippin' me the bird!"

    True story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidekick View Post
    Wow I got my first traffic ticket today, and it wasn't even for a moving violation. So stupid...

    I'm just sitting at a red light, waiting for green when this stupid bird flies straight into the windscreen with a loud crunch. I tried to shoo him off my car but he wouldn't budge. On impulse I just turned on the wipers and threw the stupid bird off the windscreen.

    It landed with a sickening thud on the car next to mine. Oh my gosh, it's a police car!

    Sure enough, the officer lights 'em up, pulls me over, walks up to the window and says....



    "I'm gonna have to write you up for flippin' me the bird!"

    True story.
    Didn't you mean to say "Tall tale"? It's a good one, true or not!
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubberman View Post
    Didn't you mean to say "Tall tale"? It's a good one, true or not!
    No true! I kinda knew it when the officer approached trying to hide a big grin on his face. I guess he saw I was scared and that made it even better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidekick View Post
    No true! I kinda knew it when the officer approached trying to hide a big grin on his face. I guess he saw I was scared and that made it even better.
    Farm out! So, what's the fine for "flipping the bird" on the cop car? Or did he let you off with a warning?
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    No fine, just laughter!

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    Glad you got one with a sense of humor! A lot of the time that may not be the case. "Flipping him the bird" indeed! ROFL!
    Sometimes, real fast is almost as good as real time.
    Just remember, Semper Gumbi - always be flexible!

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    sidekick should like this one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidekick View Post
    No true! I kinda knew it when the officer approached trying to hide a big grin on his face. I guess he saw I was scared and that made it even better.
    Can't wait for that to show up on Worlds Wildest!
    "I used to be with it, then they changed what it was.
    Now what was it isn't it, and what is it is weird and scary to me.
    It'll happen to you too."

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    I don't even want to know what the Robin signal would look like!

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    What I get for being too geeky
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