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    Smile got any funny customer stories


    Ever since I discovered computer stupidities, I have been searching for more funny tech support stories, anyone have some?

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    Had a computer shop and one woman came in looking for a PC for her son. She was insistent that it didn't have a celery processor.
    What do we want?
    Time machines!

    When do we want 'em?
    Doesn't really matter does it!?


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    You must always face the curtain with a bow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irithori View Post
    http://clientsfromhell.net/
    By all that's Holy... even though I'm not a web developer, I believe I've spoken to at least a few of those people during my years of help-desk support!

    Example of an Internet connectivity call a few years back:

    me: Okay, so you can't access the Internet. Could you tell me how many lights are lit up on your modem?
    them: <angrily> I'm not a tech! How am I supposed to know that??
    me: Umm... look? And, perhaps, count?
    [pause]
    them: Should it be plugged in first?
    me: <facepalm> Yeah... let's try it that way.

    Mind you, my boss happened to be listening live to the call. I found this out when he (literally) fell out of his chair laughing!
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