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    The breakup note left on the fridge

    Hey Honey!

    Guess who left his facebook open on the computer and got a message from his girl on the side?
    Yeah. You!

    But don't worry. I did not break anything.

    Actually, I was nice enough to package up your things.
    I even invented a neat game.
    Since I know you like looking for things (like other women).
    Here is where you can find your stuff.


    1. Your clothes are where we first met.
    2. Your video games are where we first kissed.
    3. Your laptop is where we bought our first video game together.
    4. Your TV is where, "we went all the way"
    5. Everything else. Including the pictures of the last 2 years of our lives is at that *****es house on facebook.

    Have Fun! Oh, and while I did not mar,break,or damage anything. I can't guarantee that nobody else won't find your stuff.

    Happy Hunting!
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    That's going to hurt!!
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    Depiction of me and my attitude when working with Linux or even working out in the desert heat.

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    Code:
    # apt-get update and install latest and greatest software
    downloading files ...................................5bytes a sec (sigh)
    Error: latest and greatest software requires brain 2.3x00 but brain 1.9x00 is installed
    Please upgrade latest carbon unit, brain unit,  to 2.3x00, to run the latest and greatest software
    I hate when that happens.
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    NSA Data collection scandal breaks. Note the file name

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    What do we want?
    Time machines!

    When do we want 'em?
    Doesn't really matter does it!?


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    Good one Elija hahaha
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    For Father's Day

    In Catholic schools,students are taught that lying is a sin.


    However, Instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the Truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings:

    Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.

    An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'

    'Of course child. What may I do for you?'

    'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your Robes perhaps?'

    'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'

    'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

    When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

    'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'

    The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

    'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'

    Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next please!'
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    How to uninstall McAfee

    Warning: The video has some cursing and is suggestive in it's nature.
    It was made by John McAfee and I thought it was funny as all get out.

    How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus - YouTube
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    Can it get more perfect than this?

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