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Originally Posted by cousinlucky I got this my inbox today. I hope it displays correctly. Attachment 5264 Ahhh, now I understand. The 'Pot of gold' is really a bucket of ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cousinlucky View Post
    I got this my inbox today. I hope it displays correctly.

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    Ahhh, now I understand. The 'Pot of gold' is really a bucket of gold... coloured liquid.
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    No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

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    Many Thanks, Roky!!
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    Doghouse diaries does it again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
    Wanna bet??
    Been there... and I won't send an enemy there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rokytnji View Post
    Men Are Just Happier People --

    What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    Your last name stays put. TRUE

    The garage is all yours. FALSE

    Wedding plans take care of themselves. FALSE

    Chocolate is just another snack...TRUE

    You can never be pregnant. But, you are still responsible

    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Some Shouldn't

    You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Some Shouldn't

    Car mechanics tell you the truth. FALSE

    The world is your urinal. TRUE

    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. Depending on what I have to do

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Plenty of Men do not know these things anymore.

    Same work, more pay. Not Sure About that

    Wrinkles add character. Not really

    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. But, I have to pay for both.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. False, I have a nice manly chest and women often stare.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. New boots can.

    One mood all the time. Not sure if that's true for all men, some can be pretty moody.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Except Mom and the Wife, I ain't hanging up on them, everyone else would be lucky is they get 30 seconds.

    You know stuff about tanks. I do, but many men seem to not know these things.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. More like a small carry on

    You can open all your own jars. TRUE

    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. True for me, but I have had a few friends that get their ---- in a wad.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. TRUE

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. TRUE DAT

    Everything on your face stays its original color. YES it does

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. What's a hairstyle?

    You only have to shave your face and neck. TRUE

    You can play with toys all your life. TRUE

    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. What's a season?

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. Yes I can, though some shouldn't.

    You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. True Dat

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. Not really, wife says it scratches.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. Doesn't really take that long.
    Sorry, couldn't help myself.
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