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- 08-30-2013 #131Linux user #126863 - see http://linuxcounter.net/
- 09-04-2013 #132
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Always dance naked, but not while frying bacon.
Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Happy Trails, Rok
- 09-04-2013 #133
Many Thanks, Roky!!PCLinuxOS Gnome and PCLinuxOS Mate
Linux user # 414321
You Should Not Give In To Evils, But Proceed Ever More Boldly Against Them!! -from book six of Virgil's Aeneid
Everything Within The Universe Is Related; We Are All Cousins!!
- 09-04-2013 #134
Russell Howard - This is funny because it's true.
- 09-16-2013 #135
- 09-19-2013 #136
- 09-19-2013 #137
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- 09-21-2013 #138
Why men are never depressed:
Men Are Just Happier People --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you,he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
- 09-23-2013 #139
- 09-23-2013 #140