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    The Microsoft "Extra" options


    hehehe...



    Does anyone have any more of these?

    Jason

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    Nice one, J.

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    I've seen some others, trying to find....

    In the meantime, this is good....
    Windows 98 Sourcecode:
    Code:
     /*
         TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
         Project: Chicago(tm)
         Projected release-date: MAY 1998
        $History$
     */
    
     #include "win31.h"
     #include "win95.h"
     #include "evenmore.h"
     #include "oldstuff.h"
     #include "billrulz.h"
     #define INSTALL = HARD
    
     char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
    
     void main()
     {
         while(!CRASHED)
         {
             display_copyright_message();
             display_bill_rules_message();
             do_nothing_loop();
             if (first_time_installation)
             {
                 make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                 do_nothing_loop();
                 totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                 search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                 hang_system();
             }
             write_something(anything);
             display_copyright_message();
             do_nothing_loop();
             do_some_stuff();
             if (still_not_crashed)
             {
                 display_copyright_message();
                 do_nothing_loop();
                 basically_run_windows_3.1();
                 do_nothing_loop();
                 do_nothing_loop();
             }
         }
         if (detect_cache())
             disable_cache();
         if (fast_cpu())
         {
             set_wait_states(lots);
             set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
             set_mouse(action, jumpy);
             set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
         }
         /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
         /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
         printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
    
         if (system_ok())
              crash(to_dos_prompt);
         else
             system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);
         while(something)
         {
             sleep(5);
             get_user_input();
             sleep(5);
             act_on_user_input();
             sleep(5);
         }
    
         create_general_protection_fault();
    
     }

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