[dylunio]

Found this joke in the net

Shortly after Bill Gates was killed in a freak accident, he found himself being sized up by Saint Peter. "Bill, this is a tough call. You've made great technological advancements with Microsoft, but you've also given us Windows 95. I think I'm going to let you choose between Heaven and Hell."

"That sounds fair," Gates replied. "May I have a look at hell first?"

And so first Saint Peter took him to Hell.

"This is hell? Wow, look at all those gorgeous women, the ones that laughed when I asked them out on dates in high school. And look at those mansions!" exclaimed Bill.

"And see all those coders? They work 24 hours a day for free just because they really love you, Bill, and live only to please you."

"Shazam, this is all virtual, isn't it, Saint Peter?"

"Yep. With no bugs, Bill."

"If this is hell, what can heaven be like?"

(Saint Peter makes sweeping gesture) "Like this!"

"People wearing robes and playing harps while they sit on clouds? What a boring cliche. I'll take Hell!" replies, Gates.

And so two weeks later, St Peter paid a little visit.

"Hey what the hell's going on? It's nearly 200 degrees and the air is terrible. There's no food or drink. Goblins jab me in the ribs constantly. I'm crawling with vermin and weak with disease. They play the Beastie Boys at all hours, for all eternity. There are NO COMPUTERS! Where are the women, the program slaves, the virtual wonders? Where is the splendid hell you promised me?" cries Gates.

"Oh that, that was just a demo..."

dylunio

[lakerdonald]

that's great.

[jeremy1701]

good one!

Jeremy

[Muser]

OWNED

[daemonOS]

Thats good stuff

[Vergil83]

to add some more humor, gates is in reality either an agnostic or an atheist
http://www.celebatheists.com/entries/atheist_13.html

[techieMoe]

Originally Posted by Vergil83

to add some more humor, gates is in reality either an agnostic or an atheist
http://www.celebatheists.com/entries/atheist_13.html

To further capitalize on the humor train:

"What do you get when you cross a Dyslexic, an Agnostic, and an Insomniac?"

-someone who stays awake late at night wondering if there's a dog.

**ba-doom CHING**

Thank you, I'm here all week.

[Vergil83]

Originally Posted by techieMoe

To further capitalize on the humor train:

"What do you get when you cross a Dyslexic, an Agnostic, and an Insomniac?"

-someone who stays awake late at night wondering if there's a dog.

**ba-doom CHING**

Thank you, I'm here all week.

that is not bad

...... maybe that joke is why you are now a tp :P

[Muser]

Originally Posted by techieMoe

To further capitalize on the humor train:

"What do you get when you cross a Dyslexic, an Agnostic, and an Insomniac?"

-someone who stays awake late at night wondering if there's a dog.

**ba-doom CHING**

Thank you, I'm here all week.

took me a second to get it, but good. you should go into show-biz!

[westlm01]

So so so harsh, yet so so so so True