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Hello there! I couldn't sleep last night, so in desperation and despair decided to try and write a limerick. I went to sleep before the final line (that's what I ...
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    A limerick and a sleepless night

    Hello there!

    I couldn't sleep last night, so in desperation and despair decided to try and write a limerick. I went to sleep before the final line (that's what I was hoping for!) If anyone wants to complete, be my guest

    Bill Gates had a terrible dream
    that a penguin invaded his team.
    It made the code free
    for Windows XP
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    I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

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    Which mad all the Linux folk beam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muttley
    Which mad all the Linux folk beam
    Very good! Why didn't I think of that
    I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

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    That is a nice limerick - I like it, but if you can't sleep at night try reading a microsoft manual - that should do the trick.
    Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenaline
    That is a nice limerick - I like it, but if you can't sleep at night try reading a microsoft manual - that should do the trick.
    Haha. He would sleep then that's for sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenaline
    That is a nice limerick - I like it, but if you can't sleep at night try reading a microsoft manual - that should do the trick.
    Yes, I've ended many a sleepless night that way. Okay, one more for the road before I do some work!

    Torvalds, while hacking the kernel,
    compiling its elegant lines,
    fell off his chair
    and, displaying great flair,
    re-coded the ext3 file journal

    See ya
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    Ha, that was actually pretty good, both of them... you should get a job doing that for some linux magazine or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by smindinvern
    Ha, that was actually pretty good, both of them... you should get a job doing that for some linux magazine or something
    Thanks! I'm a frustrated writer really - I've found that I actually need to write. It stops me from going mad in a mad world

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    they are great fingal, I am looking forward for more
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    Quote Originally Posted by dylunio
    they are great fingal, I am looking forward for more
    Thanks for the encouragement I'll see what I can come up with over Easter!
    I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

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