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Well, I my friend told me this joke on MSN so here it is: Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept ...
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    A joke, wow, a Joke, and it's M$, how original!


    Well, I my friend told me this joke on MSN so here it is:


    Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

    "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

    "Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"

    lol I love anything anti-gates

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    rofl, a great joke onlinebacon
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    I not heard that one before, that's cool
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    Nice one. onlinebacon!

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    YAY banana dance, that joke is not a cool as the banana dance, nothing is

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    nice...
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    Good one...
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    HAHAHAHA....
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    ha, I've read one similar, but that was even better, way to go onlinebacon

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