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***Comprehending IT - Take One Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second IT guy replied, "Well, ...
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    ***Comprehending IT - Take One
    Two IT guys were walking across the park when one
    said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
    The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking along
    yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful
    woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the
    ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what
    you want."
    The first IT guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the
    clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

    ***Comprehending IT - Take Two
    An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing
    whether it was better to have a wife or a mistress.
    The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife,
    building a solid foundation for an enduring
    relationship.
    The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress,
    because of the passion and mystery he found there.
    The IT guy said, "I like both."
    The artist said "BOTH?"
    The IT guy replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a
    mistress, they will each assume you are spending time
    with the other woman, and you can go to the office and
    get some work done."

    *** Comprehending IT - Take Three
    To the optimist, the glass is half full.
    To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
    To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs
    to be.

    *** Comprehending IT - Take Four
    An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog
    called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn
    into a beautiful princess".

    He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his
    pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss
    me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will
    stay with you for one week."

    The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at
    it and returned it to the pocket.

    The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
    back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week
    and do ANYTHING you want."
    Again the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and
    put it back into his pocket.

    Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've
    told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with
    you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you
    kiss me?"

    The IT guy said, "Look I work in IT. I don't have time
    for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's
    cool."
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    hahaha the first three were great

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    *** Comprehending IT - Take Three
    To the optimist, the glass is half full.
    To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
    To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs
    to be.
    This is true lol
    Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
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    Ha ha ha.... very funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by boba_fett
    Ha ha ha.... very funny :lol:
    i would have also taken the biike
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    that bike is mine.

    and talking frogs are cool!!

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    these are great retired1af, thanks man
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    They are great
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