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    A man had been feeling sick for quite some time and finally decided to see
    a doctor. The doctor came out and told the patient that he has some bad
    news to share. "You are going to die," he said.

    "When will I die?" the patient asked.

    "Ten," the doctor replied.

    The patient, wondering, asked,

    "Ten what? Years, months, days ...? Tell me doc, I gotta know."

    "Nine," the doctor said.

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    lol. that one took me a minute to figure out ... and uhh ... i still don't get it. but i made up my own punch line to it that was just as hilarious.
    Quickdraw returns ... more news at 11!

    I like to try all flavors of the rainbow. Running SuSE 10.1 on my laptop, Windows XP on my desktop, and an Mac OS X on my Mac powerbook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuickDraw
    lol. that one took me a minute to figure out ... and uhh ... i still don't get it. but i made up my own punch line to it that was just as hilarious.
    think of what i scalled over a speaker before a rocket launches...

    "Ten"

    "Nine"

    "Eight"

    etc

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    darn ... that means my punchline was the same as everyone else's.
    Quickdraw returns ... more news at 11!

    I like to try all flavors of the rainbow. Running SuSE 10.1 on my laptop, Windows XP on my desktop, and an Mac OS X on my Mac powerbook.

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