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A man had been feeling sick for quite some time and finally decided to see
a doctor. The doctor came out and told the patient that he has some bad
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- 08-05-2003 #1Linux Guru
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A man had been feeling sick for quite some time and finally decided to see
a doctor. The doctor came out and told the patient that he has some bad
news to share. "You are going to die," he said.
"When will I die?" the patient asked.
"Ten," the doctor replied.
The patient, wondering, asked,
"Ten what? Years, months, days ...? Tell me doc, I gotta know."
"Nine," the doctor said.
- 08-05-2003 #2Linux Engineer
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- 08-05-2003 #3Linux Newbie
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lol. that one took me a minute to figure out ... and uhh ... i still don't get it. but i made up my own punch line to it that was just as hilarious.
Quickdraw returns ... more news at 11!
I like to try all flavors of the rainbow. Running SuSE 10.1 on my laptop, Windows XP on my desktop, and an Mac OS X on my Mac powerbook.
- 08-05-2003 #4Just Joined!
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think of what i scalled over a speaker before a rocket launches...
Originally Posted by QuickDraw lol. that one took me a minute to figure out ... and uhh ... i still don't get it. but i made up my own punch line to it that was just as hilarious.
"Ten"
"Nine"
"Eight"
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- 08-05-2003 #5Linux Newbie
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darn ... that means my punchline was the same as everyone else's.Quickdraw returns ... more news at 11!
I like to try all flavors of the rainbow. Running SuSE 10.1 on my laptop, Windows XP on my desktop, and an Mac OS X on my Mac powerbook.
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