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    Humor: Blonde Ransom


    There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles
    so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.

    She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him
    behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped
    your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the
    big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM. Signed,The Blonde"

    She pinned the note inside the boys jacket and told him to
    go straight home.

    The next morning, she returned to the park to find the
    $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as
    she had instructed. Also inside the bag was the following note...

    "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would
    do this to another!"


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    A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
    The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
    Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
    The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
    The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."

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