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    Joke : Bill's Hell


    hi all,
    its always risky to cut a joke..and i'm a newcomer here and don't speak in english
    .......
    well, due to million times windows crashing (and cursings), God was annoyed
    and put Bill in hell but He gave him the freedom to choose a Hell.
    All was full of fires and furious except one. That was a nice room with
    a pc on a table. Bill choose that.
    God sayed, well, eventually u choose what i built for you !!

    Bill was happy to accept only to find a linux pc with with no alt-ctl-del button and
    no logoff option.
    ......

    i read it on a liocal news paper.
    i think the PC should be a windows longhorn with 32/64 MB ram !!

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    good joke, no ctrl-alt-delete button, nice
    Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.

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    hehe, good one
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    hehe, the joke i heard about that one was the pc didnt come with linux, but with the infernal win 95 and no cntrl, alt or del buttons.

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    AlexK are you a jedilinux user? (your display pic)

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    Nah man, i havent heard of jedilinux beofre. But now that you mention it, i am curious to check it out. I got the display pic from a google image search.

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    bill will enjoy that!..bill will experience a pc which are stable for the first time of his capitalist pig life...

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    Welcome! I hope you enjoy the forum as much as I have.
    I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexK
    Nah man, i havent heard of jedilinux beofre. But now that you mention it, i am curious to check it out.
    I think lakerdonald had a topic here in the coffee lounge about it, he's the builder of it...

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    Roflol, this is the roxorz

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