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  1. #1
    Linux Guru fingal's Avatar
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    Jul 2003
    Birmingham - UK


    Hello all,

    You may know this one, but here goes:

    Eighteen months ago I upgraded to MS Girlfriend 1.0 from MS Drinking Buddies 4.2, which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run MS Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

    To make matters worse, MS Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and LapDance 6.1. Successive versions of MS Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 that I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two system detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

    Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeS3x Plus, Cleanhouse 2.1 and Flatshirt 3.1. Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run; For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurface months later when I had forgot about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.

    Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.

    Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, a friend as alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.
    I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

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    Jul 2003
    Dayton, OH
    lol. nice one Fingal ... i definitly appreciated the LapDance 6.1. that about made me spit out my drink. very funny indeed ... cause it is oh soooo true about life.
    Quickdraw returns ... more news at 11!

    I like to try all flavors of the rainbow. Running SuSE 10.1 on my laptop, Windows XP on my desktop, and an Mac OS X on my Mac powerbook.

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    Linux Guru sarumont's Avatar
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    Apr 2003
    Man...that's just classic right there. I love it.
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