Some good Quotes

[Satyanand]

hi all,
here are some really good Quotes!!


Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life!!
--Anonymous

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
--Agatha Christie

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years.
--Sam Kinison

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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive
answers that your wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous

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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if
they didn't, they'd be married too.
--H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they
marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."
- U2
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Marriage is a three ring circus:
--engagement ring
--wedding ring
--suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.when a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the
wife.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her
way back.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to
ever get married.
He says "the wedding rings look too much like
miniature handcuffs....."
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you
let him in!
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another
man kneeling at a grave
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity
and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die?
Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't
wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more thanI've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned
over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife
decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent

bye
nandu

[sarumont]

[mad_red_hatter]

some 1's about life

"say off the road if you want to grow old" - pink floyd

"not all that live deserve death, and not all that die deserve life" - j.r.r tolkien (i think i have that right i'm not sure)

"live, snake, live" - naomi cambell - metal gear solid

"war is not nice" - barbra bush

if you want some more you can get operation flashpoint and everytime you die a quote comes up (or you could get the game cause its soooo coool)

[kriss]

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange
protein -- it rejects it.
-- P. Medawar
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"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
-- Steven Wright
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(1) Alexander the Great was a great general.
(2) Great generals are forewarned.
(3) Forewarned is forearmed.
(4) Four is an even number.
(5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.
(6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.

Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.

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For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they
like.
-- Abraham Lincoln

[CopperTop]

There are two types of people in this world.
Those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.

[QuickDraw]

that quote reminds me of one here in the office.

"there are three types of people in the world ... those who can count, and those who can't"



i actually have a whole journal kind of thing full of quotes i write back home. i wonder if any of them still make sense.

[sarumont]

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can read binary and those who can't.

That's my personal fav.

[QuickDraw]

i finally found the poem Robin Williams read in "Patch Adams" during the funeral scene. its one of the most heart warming things I've ever heard, and every time i see that movie it still gets to me. i know ... im a romantic, oh well.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,
I love you simply, without problems or pride:
I love you in this way because I don't know any other way of loving

i don't know the name of the original poem or author, but i thought i would share it with everyone none the less.