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  1. #1
    Linux Guru
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    Apr 2003
    London, UK

    Humor: Good Looking?

    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
    everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of
    the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each,
    before they enter Paradise.

    They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

    "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

    The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
    Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

    This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last
    guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this
    guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.

    Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

    The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".

  2. #2
    Linux Newbie
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    Jul 2003
    Dayton, OH
    thats just plain awful ... the worst part is, that i could see myself doing something like that just for a giggle.
    Quickdraw returns ... more news at 11!

    I like to try all flavors of the rainbow. Running SuSE 10.1 on my laptop, Windows XP on my desktop, and an Mac OS X on my Mac powerbook.

  3. #3
    Linux Guru sarumont's Avatar
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    Apr 2003
    omg...that's just...wrong
    "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so."
    ~Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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  5. #4
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    Jun 2003
    Calgary, AB CANADA
    There's always one in a crowd...
    \"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.\"
    Albert Einstein

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    Apr 2003
    Australia & England
    I like it!!

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