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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive................... .........So I took her to a gas station Martin, Dublin, Ireland...
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    Expensive taste......?


    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive...................


    .........So I took her to a gas station



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    Very dry Martin - No doubt you're still recovering from a black eye?
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    yep tis dry, and somthing that my grandad would come out with.
    All i want for christmas is a new liver....a second chance to get afflicted with Cirrhosis

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    were you able to limp back into your house?

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    lol..........good comedy
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    reminds me of this joke:

    A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. The husband wanted a new truck; the wife wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip around town. He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
    "Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in four seconds or less. My birthday is coming up, you could surprise me."

    So, for her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale…

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    Lmao at both of those.

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