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    Nurse's Pen


    A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check.

    She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.

    She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great...... just great.....some *******'s got my pen."

    \"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.\"
    Albert Einstein

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    I like that
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    Some of you may remember the court case which helped produce this joke:

    Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'

    Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"

    Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."

    Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.

    They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."

    To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft."
    I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

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    now thats jst hitting below the belt there. but still funny
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    now thats jst hitting below the belt there.
    And charging $300 for an office suite that isn't that much of an update over the last version is what?
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    you got a point there.
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