Nurse's Pen

**CopperTop** · 10-20-2003

A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check.

She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.

She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great...... just great.....some *******'s got my pen."

**fingal** · 10-23-2003

I like that

**fingal** · 10-23-2003

Some of you may remember the court case which helped produce this joke:

Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'

Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"

Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."

Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.

They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."

To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft."

**big_k105** · 10-24-2003

now thats jst hitting below the belt there. but still funny

**sarumont** · 10-24-2003

now thats jst hitting below the belt there.

And charging $300 for an office suite that isn't that much of an update over the last version is what?

**big_k105** · 10-24-2003

you got a point there.

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