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- Jun 2003
- Calgary, AB CANADA
She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.
She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great...... just great.....some *******'s got my pen."
\"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.\"
I like thatI am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
Some of you may remember the court case which helped produce this joke:
Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."
Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft."I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
10-24-2003 #5now thats jst hitting below the belt there."Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so."
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